Oct 2
OWL FOR SALE
He didn’t have to fly.
Or twit or twoo.
Or even move.
The ONLY thing this owl had to do was frighten away the gulls. And I am afraid to say that he has been ruddy useless. As reported in the last newsletter, it took less than 20 minutes from his arrival on our boat for the first gull to join him. And now he seems to have given up!
Following further advice, I have now invested in two rubber snakes which, I am assured, will do the job. I shall report on their success in a subsequent newsletter.